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TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR
SQUARE DANCING
I. Thou shalt square
dance only for the fun which thee will find in it.
II. Thou shall not
be a snob considering thyself too good to dance with any and all sitting
out the mixers, or leaving a square lest thou be required to dance with
those whom thou deemest unworthy of thy talents, for the gods of
retribution are zealous gods, and will visit their mischief upon thee. and
thou wilt be the one to goof the square.
III. Thou shalt be
exuberant. but shalt act thy age. Do not offend others by thy high flung
legs, and outflared skirts.
IV. Thou shalt go
abroad and dance with other callers so thy opinions expressed as to merit
of this one and that one are based on fact.
V. Thou shalt not
let the stranger in thy midst sit on the sidelines and cool his heels, nor
fail to speak to him.
VI. Thou shalt bathe
diligently that the sweet aroma of soap and shaving lotion may assail the
nostrils of thy associates.
VII. Thou shalt take
care that the words of thy mouth are not scented with garlic or beer.
VIII. Thou shalt
honor thy club and give thy loyalty, for if thou cants not do this, it were
better to separate thyselt from it and join thyself to another whose
methods, members and callers are more to thy liking.
IX. Thou shalt not
kill thy club with bickering and fault finding.
X. Thou shalt not
forget that thou were once a beginner.
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HERE
IS ANOTHER VERION OF THE TEN COMMANDMENTS. TAKE YOUR PICK.
I Thou shalt book only two tips with thy Partner on
Club night, that others may benefit from thy fine personality and great
experience.
II Thou shalt not book thy tips more than two in
advance, for thy club hath Guests that would like to dance with thee.
III Thou shalt swing thy partner with gentleness and
grace, lest thee cause pain or embarassment to thy partner or thyself.
IV Thou shalt wear thy club badge to all club nights
and hoedowns, that thy name and thy club shalt be known to all dancers in
the land.
V Thou shalt strive to dance in different squares,
that those with two left hands or less experience shalt benefit from thy
talent and thy help.
VI Thou shalt not get upset when thy square breaketh
down, for thy smile, thy patience, and thy leadership shall restore order
to thy square.
VII Thou shalt honor thy caller and harken to his
voice, for thy success dependeth greatly on his words. Further, thou shalt
not anticipate nor dance ahead of thy caller, for he is of fiendish nature
and may deliberately foul thee up and make thee appear an idiot in front of
thy fellow dancers.
VIII Thou shalt not partake of strong drink bebore or
during the dance, lest thy mind become befuddled and thee ends up with thy
foot in thine own mouth.
IX
Thou shalt bathe diligently before
the dance, thereby creating a pleasant aroma for thy partners and leaving
the earthly smells to the factory and the barnyard. Thou shalt also take
care that the words of thy mouth are not scented with garlic or beer.
X
Thou shalt strive to observe these
commandments, for thy reward shall be great. Many friends shall thee have,
and thy name shall be listed among the finest people in the land.
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